Counting Crackerjack Mugs

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'You reek of crackers.'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

'I got one this small.'

"Fortunately, Mr. O'Brien, a sucker's attorney is born every half a minute."

"I miscounted."

A parrot business meeting

'Not to worry, I've handled hundreds of cases like this and the way I see it, I'm bound to win one sooner or later.'

Polly want a cracker?

'Number 19 across, 5 letter word, starts with 't', ends with 'h'...' 'How about truth?'

Looking for the vaccine

'...My mistake, that was our monthly profit estimate, not our yearly estimate.'

'The attorney will see you just as soon as you put this neck-brace on.'

'I don't care what everyone else is doing, Mr. Wilson, in my courtroom we don't use pepper spray.'

"I'm leaving you, Polly! You don't want me. . . You just want crackers."

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

"Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law."

A third of the buck stops here.

Mouse Cracker

delivering lawyers from the Harvard Law School

'I thought you could count cards.' - 'I did count them. There were 52 in each deck.'

Parrot to owner: 'The cracker is fine, but will it satisfy my emotional needs?'

'Loook, lady, my name is Frank, not Polly, and I don't want no stinkin' cracker!'