Quack-crack Hunter Gifts

'Call me crazy, Earl, but I get the feeling those ducks were expecting us!'

The Computer Bore

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Barks in code.

The DaVinci Code

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Early Programmers.

Inflatable Duck Boat

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'This duck call works too well.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

'It looks like our data.'

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

Computer Crimes

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

"We're very proud. His classmates voted most to hack into a foreign computer system."

Moon Cave