Quirky Sense Of Humor Pillows

The domino effect - a line of dominoes about to fall in sequence as the consequence of one tripping

'I can't use a computer without a touchpad. I'm terrified of mice.'

I can't explain why. But I'm luvin' it!

Finder's Keepers - Formerly - Lost & Found.

Cards: Get WellGet #!!X@!!

'Psst! You wanna buy some pockets?'

"I think it's time you knew, you were adopted."

"Now this baby can hold up to five hundred magnets."

"And that's why I'm not too concerned about eternal damnation."

Birds of a Feather...

Library is divided into 3 sections: Young Readers, Adults, Waiting for Death.

Cuckoo Deposit

'I'm here to see if i need Psychiatric treatment.'

Worm coming out from apple on hook.

The invisible man gets carded.

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

Magnet at scrapyard

Be Cheerful - if nothing else it'll drive people crazy.

'I like my women like I like my grapes: fat, juicy & in a bunch.'

Man playing piano discovers piano feet are actually human feet

'I've got my eye on you.'

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You left this on our ship."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.