Quirky Relaxation Specialist Pillows

Odd Spas

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Lazy Octopus

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

My God, I need to fart.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Problem Solving

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

Yoga To-Do

"Streaming"

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Coffee

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

Water power.

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."