Quirky Relaxation Specialist Pillows

Odd Spas

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Lazy Octopus

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

My God, I need to fart.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Problem Solving

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Yoga To-Do

Coffee

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Streaming"

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

Water power.

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

Skier.

"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."