Quirky Relaxation Seeker Pillows

Water power.

Odd Spas

Natural relaxation in confinement

Love at First Sight

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Spa

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

Cat in a flap

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

"I love this time of day."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Dog Park / Cat Park

Lumbar support animal

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

wattle covers

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Uptight End"

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Loofah Lady

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Housewife: Out of Order.

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

"I finally found a stress ball adequate for my role."