Quirky Therapy Lovers Pillows

Multitasking: Psychiatry and Podiatry.

Licensed Therapist

"He was a sea rescue."

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Psychoanalyst turtle trying to help turtle patient come out of shell

"Would it be possible to speak with the personality that pays the bills."

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

Fakir Shrink.

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

"We're not a couple. He's just my ride."

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

I was toilet trained a month early, and it's been downhill ever since

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

"....At least we don't have to put quarters in this hot tub."

An unlicensed acupuncturist

"Good news, you don't have imposter syndrome - you really are a good boy."

'What do you mean, I'm immature.'

Studying Fire Behavior

"I was bound and beaten for what seemed like hours, and it only cost me a hundred bucks."

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"You're right, Carl. Everything does suck."

"Because you always do that with your fingers."