Quirky Quotes Admirer Pillows

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

Football Crazy strip six

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Giant Sale!

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

Noah's lesser known brother.

A mad scientist.

'Don't be silly - I love you for your body AND your tiny little brain!'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

You are the 1 I settled 3

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

The Neighbours from Hell....