Quirky Quote Enthusiast Pillows

'My fault?! You're the one who said, 'Give him enough rope and he'll hang himself.''

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Football Crazy strip six

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

"Your animal companionship is here!"

God with Earth Controller

"I'm a monster."

Cheesie Rider

Plant Parenthood...

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"Overkill, dude."

The Frankenstein snowman.

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

"The usual."

Tasty.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Mummy Shrink.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."