Quirky Wit Admirer Pillows

'At least getting run over by a hearse fit his sense of humour.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Football Crazy strip six

"Your animal companionship is here!"

Cheesie Rider

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"Overkill, dude."

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

God with Earth Controller

"I'm a monster."

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"The usual."

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"I love this time of year."

Mummy Shrink.

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Giant Sale!

'He's dyslexic!'

Cat art exhibition.

'Have you been feeding him cat food again?'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"Curiosity."