Quirky Nutritionist Gifts

Searching for a gift for a quirky nutritionist? Our collection of creatively designed items combines their passion for health with a quirky sense of humor. From amusing mugs to eye-catching prints, these products are a delightful way to show appreciation. Whether they’re into smoothies, superfoods, or just love a good laugh during their busy day, our range offers thoughtful and playful options that match their vibrant personality and love for all things nutrition.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

Live yogurt.

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Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants. mockup

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

from $19.00

'...and it has much less cholesterol than beef.'

'...and it has much less cholesterol than beef.' mockup

'...and it has much less cholesterol than beef.'

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"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

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Free Range Chickens

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"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious." mockup

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

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'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.' mockup

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

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'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.' mockup

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

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'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.' mockup

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

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"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."

"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous." mockup

"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."

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'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!' mockup

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

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Fruits and vegetables

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'I try to watch what I eat, but my eyes aren't always fast enough...'

'I try to watch what I eat, but my eyes aren't always fast enough...' mockup

'I try to watch what I eat, but my eyes aren't always fast enough...'

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"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?" mockup

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

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The 5th Basic Food Group - Junk Food. mockup

The 5th Basic Food Group - Junk Food.

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"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day." mockup

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

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"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along." mockup

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

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'You have to chew your food: All this feeding-frenzy business is bad for your digestive system...'

'You have to chew your food: All this feeding-frenzy business is bad for your digestive system...' mockup

'You have to chew your food: All this feeding-frenzy business is bad for your digestive system...'

from $19.00

An Expert's Guide to What's Good and What's Bad to Eat and Drink.

An Expert's Guide to What's Good and What's Bad to Eat and Drink. mockup

An Expert's Guide to What's Good and What's Bad to Eat and Drink.

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Patient to pharmacist: 'So, is it contagious?'

Patient to pharmacist: 'So, is it contagious?' mockup

Patient to pharmacist: 'So, is it contagious?'

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The high fibre diet

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"Yes, fish is healthy, but not really when it's battered, deep-fried and serve with tartare sauce and chips!"

"Yes, fish is healthy, but not really when it's battered, deep-fried and serve with tartare sauce and chips!" mockup

"Yes, fish is healthy, but not really when it's battered, deep-fried and serve with tartare sauce and chips!"

from $19.00

Wheat Things

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'Nutrition facts' - 'Health warnings.' mockup

'Nutrition facts' - 'Health warnings.'

from $19.00

'But Darling, how can it possibly be bad for me? I only smoke a couple a day...'

'But Darling, how can it possibly be bad for me? I only smoke a couple a day...' mockup

'But Darling, how can it possibly be bad for me? I only smoke a couple a day...'

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'I just don't understand all the commotion over genetically altered foods, Jack. We've beens serving them, unbeknownst, to our employees in the very commissary for 10 years without a single complaint.'

'I just don't understand all the commotion over genetically altered foods, Jack. We've beens serving them, unbeknownst, to our employees in the very commissary for 10 years without a single complaint.'

from $19.00