Quirky Field Research Adventurer Gifts

Butterfly Collector

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Fly Football

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Who can we call?"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Don Quixote

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'Dirty binoculars?! You mean I wasted 30 years studying what I thought was the rare spotted rhino?'

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."