Quirky Countryside Adventurer Gifts

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Walkers

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Don Quixote

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Tree Squirrel

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

A bit of Newlyn.

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Just in time

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Car Journey.

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Extreme Sheepherding

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.