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Butterfly Collector

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Fly Football

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

"Who can we call?"

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Don Quixote

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Pavlov's Cat

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'Dirty binoculars?! You mean I wasted 30 years studying what I thought was the rare spotted rhino?'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.