Quirky Fetus Fan Gifts

Tapeworm befriends umbilical cord,

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Phoenix

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Open House of Horrors

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Antler Buzzers.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

The water desk

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

The next damn Batman.

Deer Cross Dressing.

Old-fashioned computer

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"He's at that awkward age."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

Beachy Hair

'I think they make my feet look too small.'