Quirky Fetus Fan Mugs

Tapeworm befriends umbilical cord,

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Open House of Horrors

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Phoenix

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Antler Buzzers.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

The water desk

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

Old-fashioned computer

Deer Cross Dressing.

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

The next damn Batman.

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

French Animal Noises.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.