Quirky Angel Fan Gifts

Angel Crash

Fly Football

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

The Running of the Brie

Phoenix

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Antler Buzzers.

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Shoe repair

Deer Cross Dressing.

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

The next damn Batman.

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Beachy Hair

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Toast kidnapper.

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

House for Sale.

This is why I don't eat spiders on a first date.

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

'Mr. Pennrose isn't so bad...when he gives someone a pink slip, he always draws a smiley face on it.'

101 uses of a dead cat: toilet brush