Quantitative Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift for the quantitative humorist in your life? Our collection combines sharp wit and a love for data, featuring clever designs that bring humor to the world of numbers and statistics. Ideal for those who appreciate a good laugh about charts, graphs, and mathematical truths, these items turn dry data into delightful fun. Whether they’re a mathematician, researcher, or data enthusiast, these gifts make the perfect playful surprise.

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"Caution! Now entering the margin of error."

"Caution! Now entering the margin of error." mockup

"Caution! Now entering the margin of error." mockup

"Caution! Now entering the margin of error." mockup

"Caution! Now entering the margin of error." mockup

"Caution! Now entering the margin of error."

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'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!' mockup

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!' mockup

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!' mockup

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!' mockup

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

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"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²" mockup

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²" mockup

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²" mockup

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²" mockup

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

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"You're going to hate yourself."

"You're going to hate yourself." mockup

"You're going to hate yourself." mockup

"You're going to hate yourself." mockup

"You're going to hate yourself." mockup

"You're going to hate yourself."

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Intelligent people laugh too!

Intelligent people laugh too! mockup

Intelligent people laugh too! mockup

Intelligent people laugh too! mockup

Intelligent people laugh too! mockup

Intelligent people laugh too!

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A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!' mockup

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!' mockup

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!' mockup

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!' mockup

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

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"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense." mockup

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense." mockup

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense." mockup

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense." mockup

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

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Scarcity mockup

Scarcity mockup

Scarcity mockup

Scarcity mockup

Scarcity

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Archimedes statue with a lever

Archimedes statue with a lever mockup

Archimedes statue with a lever mockup

Archimedes statue with a lever mockup

Archimedes statue with a lever mockup

Archimedes statue with a lever

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"I said slime."

"I said slime." mockup

"I said slime." mockup

"I said slime." mockup

"I said slime." mockup

"I said slime."

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Optimist mockup

Optimist mockup

Optimist mockup

Optimist mockup

Optimist

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A bird plays the flute to a cat.

A bird plays the flute to a cat. mockup

A bird plays the flute to a cat. mockup

A bird plays the flute to a cat. mockup

A bird plays the flute to a cat. mockup

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

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"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?" mockup

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?" mockup

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?" mockup

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?" mockup

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

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"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?" mockup

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?" mockup

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?" mockup

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?" mockup

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

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Schrödinger and his cat

Schrödinger and his cat mockup

Schrödinger and his cat mockup

Schrödinger and his cat mockup

Schrödinger and his cat mockup

Schrödinger and his cat

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'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.' mockup

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.' mockup

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.' mockup

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.' mockup

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

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Adam and Eve, as old people.

Adam and Eve, as old people. mockup

Adam and Eve, as old people. mockup

Adam and Eve, as old people. mockup

Adam and Eve, as old people. mockup

Adam and Eve, as old people.

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"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind." mockup

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind." mockup

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind." mockup

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind." mockup

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

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"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss." mockup

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss." mockup

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss." mockup

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss." mockup

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

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'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.' mockup

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.' mockup

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.' mockup

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.' mockup

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

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'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.' mockup

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.' mockup

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.' mockup

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.' mockup

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

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'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?' mockup

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?' mockup

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?' mockup

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?' mockup

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

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'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?' mockup

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?' mockup

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?' mockup

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?' mockup

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

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Bell Curve. Bell Curve after a few beers.

Bell Curve. Bell Curve after a few beers. mockup

Bell Curve. Bell Curve after a few beers. mockup

Bell Curve. Bell Curve after a few beers. mockup

Bell Curve. Bell Curve after a few beers. mockup

Bell Curve. Bell Curve after a few beers.

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A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin mockup

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin mockup

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin mockup

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin mockup

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

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"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel." mockup

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel." mockup

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel." mockup

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel." mockup

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

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SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT

SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT mockup

SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT mockup

SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT mockup

SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT mockup

SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT

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'Sheep striptease'.

'Sheep striptease'. mockup

'Sheep striptease'. mockup

'Sheep striptease'. mockup

'Sheep striptease'. mockup

'Sheep striptease'.

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"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy." mockup

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy." mockup

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy." mockup

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy." mockup

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

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Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas. mockup

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas. mockup

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas. mockup

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas. mockup

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

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Auguste Comte mockup

Auguste Comte mockup

Auguste Comte mockup

Auguste Comte mockup

Auguste Comte

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Satis Factory Tour

Satis Factory Tour mockup

Satis Factory Tour mockup

Satis Factory Tour mockup

Satis Factory Tour mockup

Satis Factory Tour

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Quantitative Humorist Gifts Collection

Quantitative Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring clever data, graphs, and statistical humor—perfect for brightening any morning.

Quantitative Humorist Pillows

Check out our humorous pillows celebrating the quirks of data and quantitative fun—comfort never looked so clever.

Quantitative Humorist Prints

Browse our witty prints that turn data and statistics into eye-catching, humorous wall art for any quantitative enthusiast.

Quantitative Humorist T-Shirts

Discover our range of t-shirts designed for math lovers and data enthusiasts who enjoy humor with a scientific twist.