Quantitative Humorist T-Shirts

"Caution! Now entering the margin of error."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"You're going to hate yourself."

Intelligent people laugh too!

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Scarcity

Archimedes statue with a lever

"I said slime."

Optimist

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Schrödinger and his cat

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Bell Curve. Bell Curve after a few beers.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT

'Sheep striptease'.

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

Auguste Comte

Satis Factory Tour