Quack Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for your quack philosopher? Dive into our collection of clever, humorous items designed for those who blend intellect with a quirky sense of humor. From playful mugs to witty prints, ignite their curiosity and bring a smile to their face with gifts that celebrate their unique outlook on life. These items are ideal for sparking conversations and adding a touch of humor to their study or workspace.

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"There's no such thing as 'just' ducky."

"There's no such thing as 'just' ducky." mockup

"There's no such thing as 'just' ducky."

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'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.' mockup

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

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Pigeon Little

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"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs." mockup

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

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'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

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'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?' mockup

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

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Reverse psychology

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"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses." mockup

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

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Inflatable Duck Boat

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"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app." mockup

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

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'This duck call works too well.'

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"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog." mockup

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

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'Save your money - he's a quack.' mockup

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

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'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference. mockup

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

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"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs." mockup

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

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"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy." mockup

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."

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"Trepanning for gold"

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Fred questions whether Dr. McWit's Quick Draw Stress Tests are AMA approved.

Fred questions whether Dr. McWit's Quick Draw Stress Tests are AMA approved. mockup

Fred questions whether Dr. McWit's Quick Draw Stress Tests are AMA approved.

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'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...' mockup

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

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'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.' mockup

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

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"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?"

"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?" mockup

"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?"

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"Is it always so cloudy?"

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The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!' mockup

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

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"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."

"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed." mockup

"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."

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"It Works For Us."

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"It's chic to be vulnerable."

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'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.' mockup

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

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"And with the amazing scores of 99.95, may I present Roger and Milly Mallard!"

"And with the amazing scores of 99.95, may I present Roger and Milly Mallard!" mockup

"And with the amazing scores of 99.95, may I present Roger and Milly Mallard!"

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The end is near.

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I lactate, therefore I am.

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"My mum always said life is like a tin of cat food. You never know what you're gonna get..."

"My mum always said life is like a tin of cat food. You never know what you're gonna get..." mockup

"My mum always said life is like a tin of cat food. You never know what you're gonna get..."

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"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please." mockup

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

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Quack Philosopher Gifts Collection

Quack Philosopher Mugs

Looking for a witty mug for your quack philosopher? Explore our collection of clever, humorous mugs that celebrate their unique perspective and love for a good laugh.

Quack Philosopher Pillows

Bring humor and personality to their space with pillows inspired by the quirky world of quack philosophers. Cozy, funny, and thoughtful!

Quack Philosopher Prints

Decorate their room or office with prints that blend humor and philosophy. Ideal for the creative and witty quack thinker in your life.

Quack Philosopher T-Shirts

Find the perfect witty t-shirt for your quack philosopher. Our collection features fun, clever designs that showcase their playful and inquisitive spirit.