Quack Aficionado Gifts

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Inflatable Duck Boat

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'This duck call works too well.'

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

Wifi Peacock

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

Fred questions whether Dr. McWit's Quick Draw Stress Tests are AMA approved.

'Halt! User name and password.'

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

Internet Possessed Mind

"I like this site. It's asking if I'll accept cookies and pizza and donuts and beer and..."

"Home is where..."

'Oh, don't mind the senator. He and his colleagues always get this way when they start thinking of the day they'll start taxing the Internet.'

New York with free high-speed WiFi

"How come some media companies are so shy of web recruitment?" "Anorak-naphobia?"

"There's no such thing as 'just' ducky."

'Well, you appear to be free of infection, but your colonoscopy video has gone viral.'