Quack Gifts

Looking for a playful gift for the 'quack' in your life? Our collection features witty and funny items tailored for medical professionals with a sense of humor. Celebrate their unique role with light-hearted keepsakes on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that showcase their playful side.

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'If you can't get a doctor, dear, at least try to marry a quack.'

'If you can't get a doctor, dear, at least try to marry a quack.' mockup

'If you can't get a doctor, dear, at least try to marry a quack.'

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"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too." mockup

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

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'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.' mockup

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

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"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

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Inflatable Duck Boat

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"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app." mockup

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

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'Save your money - he's a quack.' mockup

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

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'This duck call works too well.'

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'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

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'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference. mockup

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

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"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy." mockup

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."

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Fred questions whether Dr. McWit's Quick Draw Stress Tests are AMA approved.

Fred questions whether Dr. McWit's Quick Draw Stress Tests are AMA approved. mockup

Fred questions whether Dr. McWit's Quick Draw Stress Tests are AMA approved.

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'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.' mockup

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

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'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.' mockup

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

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"And with the amazing scores of 99.95, may I present Roger and Milly Mallard!"

"And with the amazing scores of 99.95, may I present Roger and Milly Mallard!" mockup

"And with the amazing scores of 99.95, may I present Roger and Milly Mallard!"

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"There's no such thing as 'just' ducky."

"There's no such thing as 'just' ducky." mockup

"There's no such thing as 'just' ducky."

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'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?' mockup

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

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"I haven't slept well since you pointed out that these modeling sessions are a form of betrayal."

"I haven't slept well since you pointed out that these modeling sessions are a form of betrayal." mockup

"I haven't slept well since you pointed out that these modeling sessions are a form of betrayal."

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'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?' mockup

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

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Lead Duck With Evil Plans

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'Hang on! A good looking she-duck alone on lake doesn't seem right to me: It must be a decoy...'

'Hang on! A good looking she-duck alone on lake doesn't seem right to me: It must be a decoy...' mockup

'Hang on! A good looking she-duck alone on lake doesn't seem right to me: It must be a decoy...'

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New-Age junk diet.

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'i thought I'd held him get rid of his chronic depression . . .'

'i thought I'd held him get rid of his chronic depression . . .' mockup

'i thought I'd held him get rid of his chronic depression . . .'

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Dead ducks

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Doctor to nurse about duck: 'Walks like a duck, looks like a duck, but I need some more quacking tests first.'

Doctor to nurse about duck: 'Walks like a duck, looks like a duck, but I need some more quacking tests first.' mockup

Doctor to nurse about duck: 'Walks like a duck, looks like a duck, but I need some more quacking tests first.'

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'Yes, I can give you lipo-suction and a face-lift, Mrs Gribbs, but I must warn you that it won't change the fact that basically, way deep down and underneath it all, you're really a duck.'

'Yes, I can give you lipo-suction and a face-lift, Mrs Gribbs, but I must warn you that it won't change the fact that basically, way deep down and underneath it all, you're really a duck.'

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