Q4 Campaigns Pillows

"Client wants a quick POV on how this might affect the Q4 holiday campaign."

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

National Everything Awareness Day

'If only every year was an election year.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

Political convention

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Save the unicorn.

The Russian Election.

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

'All in favor of just laughing it off, say ha, ha, ha.'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"Your records indicate a great deal of early promise however you've apparently become old and bald."

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'