Q4 Campaigns Gifts

"Client wants a quick POV on how this might affect the Q4 holiday campaign."

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

National Everything Awareness Day

'If only every year was an election year.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

Political convention

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"Whereas we used to display losses in shocking and offensive red, we now display them in warm and comforting toasted almond."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

The Russian Election.

Save the unicorn.

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"While we're on the subject of earnings, does anyone have a clever metaphor using the word, 'toilet'?"

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

'All in favor of just laughing it off, say ha, ha, ha.'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

The Thinker

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'