Pyramids Gifts

"You're not one of those Surrealists, are you?"

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

You're saying aliens built the Great Pyramid of Giza? Either that, or ancient mankind had reached outer space. The Great Pyramid of Giza is at the exact geometric center of earth's landmasses. You can't know where that is unless you're looking down from orbit ... or unless it's just dumb luck. Too late. Case closed. I've settled it. All counter-arguments are fake news.

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

'Caffeinated or decaffeinated?'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"Is this where I sign up for the cross fit class?"

pyramid empties...

Egyptian washing line...

Pyramid catflap...

"That one's for his cat."

Pyramids

Sparkling Water

Tourists in Egypt

"Darn autocorrect!"

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

IMHOtep

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Mummy Tourists

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

Playing Pyramids

"Those knuckleheads!"

Sand Pyramids

'Look, I hope this isn't too much of a hassle... but I think I'd prefer a Pyramid now!'