Pursuing A Career In Film Gifts

Director/Action Man toy.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"Now all we need is a good script."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

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