Pursuing A Career In Film T-Shirts

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

Director/Action Man toy.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

"Now all we need is a good script."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Lord of the Rings IV.

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

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The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"I see you do all your own stunts."