'I'll never get to be a really cool criminal. My parents are too nice to me!'
Future Film Director T-Shirts
Dress your aspiring film director in shirts that showcase their passion for movies. Ideal for casual wear or film sets, these T-shirts blend humor and creativity for a unique look.
Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'
James Bond in a Snow Globe
Director/Action Man toy.
'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'
"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"
Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!
"We just watched a hypermovie!"
'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'
Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."
Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?
Stand-up Romcom
Working in the Hazard Zone!
'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'
Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka
Yearbook
"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."
Steve McQueen
"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."
Standard endings for sci-fi movies...
"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."
This side is the gag reel.
'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'
A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.
Jimmy Cagney.
Now Playing at the Europlex
'I love this street...it's so real man...'
'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'
Next camera crew 5 mins
"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"
Filming Christmas
The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!
"Which part are you reading for?"
Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'
"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."
Future Film Director T-Shirts Collection
Future Film Director Mugs
Explore our range of mugs for future film directors, featuring witty and inspiring designs that add a cinematic touch to your mornings.
Future Film Director Pillows
Find pillows that inspire creativity and comfort for the budding director’s space. Brighten their room with fun and motivational designs.
Future Film Director Prints
Decorate their creative space with prints that celebrate filmmaking dreams. Stylish and inspiring, perfect for any future director’s studio or room.