"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"
Pursuing Acting Career Gifts
Looking for the perfect gift for someone pursuing an acting career? Celebrate their passion with witty and motivational products designed to inspire and amuse those on the stage of life. Whether they're auditioning or already on set, these gifts add a touch of humor and encouragement to their creative journey.
'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'
They hated me.
"Just be yourself."
Benedict Cumberbatch
'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'
'They all want to play the star.'
Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!
"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."
'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'
"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"
'Hamlet'
"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."
"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."
Comedy Cafe
"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"
Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!
"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."
Cut!
"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."
'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'
Theatre Masks and Butts
Joan Hickson
"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."
'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'
"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."
Steve McQueen
'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'
'I was an egg in the Easter play.'
Jack Gleeson
Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit
"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."
"Toi Toi Toi!"
Pursuing Acting Career Gifts Collection
Pursuing Acting Career Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating aspiring actors and their journey to stardom—perfect for caffeine-fueled auditions and rehearsals.
Pursuing Acting Career Pillows
Comfort and encouragement come together with pillows that inspire performers on their theatrical journey.
Pursuing Acting Career Prints
Motivational prints perfect for any actor’s space—celebrate your passion for acting with inspiring wall art.
Pursuing Acting Career T-Shirts
Find humorous and motivational t-shirts designed for actors chasing their dreams—wear your passion on your sleeve.