Graduating From Acting School Gifts

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The Art Student.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Joan Hickson

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

William Shakespeare

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

'I'm a star!'

Strong Female Lead

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Theatre masks

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"O Romeo, Romeo. Lurking outside my balcony is super creepy, Romeo."

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

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'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

'How is your degree in theater going to help you here?'

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

Jacqueline Bisset caricature

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"