Graduating From Acting School Gifts

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The Art Student.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Joan Hickson

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

William Shakespeare

'I'm a star!'

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

Strong Female Lead

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

Theatre masks

"O Romeo, Romeo. Lurking outside my balcony is super creepy, Romeo."

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

Melanie Griffith

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

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Two New Paintbrushes

'How is your degree in theater going to help you here?'

Jacqueline Bisset caricature

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'

Morgan Freeman

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."