Graduating Acting School Gifts

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Joan Hickson

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

William Shakespeare

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'You're no Pollock.'

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

Theatre masks

Strong Female Lead

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"O Romeo, Romeo. Lurking outside my balcony is super creepy, Romeo."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

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All our servers are locally caught from a sustainable source — the actors' academy across the street.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Two New Paintbrushes

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

Melanie Griffith

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

'How is your degree in theater going to help you here?'

Jacqueline Bisset caricature