"Great weaponry."
Film Director Wannabe Gifts
Looking for a gift for a film director wannabe? Our collection of witty and inspiring items is designed for aspiring filmmakers and creative storytellers. From mugs to t-shirts, pillows to prints, fuel their passion with gifts that speak to their cinematic dreams and love for storytelling. Whether they’re just starting out or chasing their Hollywood hopes, these products add a fun, motivational touch to their creative journey.
"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"
Director/Action Man toy.
'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'
Producer, Director and Novelizer.
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."
Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?
Working in the Hazard Zone!
Reese Witherspoon
'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'
MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'
The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!
Ye Editor. It’s a little downbeat, Will. How about making it a comedy and changing the name from "Othello" to "The Moor, The Marry-er"?
"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"
A father films his family while imagining himself as a director
"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"
'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'
"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."
Lord of the Rings IV.
Sylvester Stallone
'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'
"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."
"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."
Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.
'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'
Stage producer.
"My report on summer vacation. . . Book and movie rights are available for $1000 each."
Animation Film Festival. Great, now I have a toon stuck in my head.
"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."
Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.
I'm making the definitive sledding video.
"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."
What I'd really like to do, of course, is direct.
The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci
Film Director Wannabe Gifts Collection
Film Director Wannabe Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs crafted especially for film director wannabes—great for starting their mornings with a dose of inspiration.
Film Director Wannabe Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to add a cinematic touch to their living room or studio space, celebrating their love for film directing.
Film Director Wannabe Prints
Discover inspiring prints that capture the essence of filmmaking and storytelling—ideal for decorating their creative workspace.
Film Director Wannabe T-Shirts
Browse our fun and stylish t-shirts designed for aspiring filmmakers ready to make their mark in Hollywood.