Film Director Wannabe Mugs

"Great weaponry."

Director/Action Man toy.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Working in the Hazard Zone!

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

Stage producer.

"My report on summer vacation. . . Book and movie rights are available for $1000 each."

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

What I'd really like to do, of course, is direct.

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

"Soon to be a motion picture."

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."