Puppy Proportion Enthusiasts Gifts

Leonardo Da Vinci's Dog.

"Pick me!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Puppy.

A Change of Scene.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"Fashion Week"

Dogs in a basket

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

Take You Home

"No not the puppy please"

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'