Puzzle Of Puppy Preferences Gifts

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Pick me!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Obedience School Graduation

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

A Change of Scene.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

Dogs in a basket

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

"No not the puppy please"

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'

Dog

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

Alice in Wonderland - Alic e Meets a Puppy.

Listen, they're all the same - It's ok if they touch each other.

"You're right, he is smiling. Now get him to stop."