Puzzle Of Puppy Preferences T-Shirts

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Pick me!"

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A Change of Scene.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

Dogs in a basket

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

"No not the puppy please"

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

Alice in Wonderland - Alic e Meets a Puppy.

Dog

"You're right, he is smiling. Now get him to stop."