Puppy Love Pilot Gifts

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Jr. cloning kit

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dog in love

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Puppies

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

Dog Calenders.

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

"I see a couch."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

K-9 Garten

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"We'll take him."

Headshot of perky dog.

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

"What's worse, that or this?"