Puppy Love Pilot Mugs

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Jr. cloning kit

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dog in love

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Puppies

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

"I see a couch."

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

K-9 Garten

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"What's worse, that or this?"

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"All By Myself, Dad?"