Puppy Kisser Gifts

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Dog Dreams

Jr. cloning kit

Pet a Puppy

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Your love gives me strength."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

'They sure have small litters.'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Kissing the Fish

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

Puppy.

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."