Puppy Smoochers Gifts

'Gimme a little kiss.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Dog Dreams

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Canine Companion

'She's just great with the children.'

Jr. cloning kit

Pet a Puppy

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Your love gives me strength."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'They sure have small litters.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"Gesundheit!"

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Puppy.

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."