Puppy Massage Lover Gifts

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

Puppies

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"He wants a second opinion."

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

Dog Calenders.

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'