Canine Massage Lovers Gifts

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Why Poodles Become Killers

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

Pampered Pets.

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

"Shoulder work ahead"

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

A man shoots at a drone.

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

Dog Jogger

Chair massages.

"I used to think maybe I was the problem but then I realized she was just a bitch."

"This food tastes like $%#! Please send my compliments to the chef."

"If our proposal is a success, control yourself and don't start running all around the room."

"This is what happens when you marry an obedience school dropout."

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."