Massage Lover Gifts

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

"Shoulder work ahead"

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

"So the SM is for swedish massage?"

'More bubbles!'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

A Manicure

Loofah Lady

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

'I also offer massage therapy.'

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"Fit the reality to our statistics!"

Woman in a bathtub.

Couples Massage

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

"That feels good...now scratch a little to the left."

'You must be crazy.'

"He looks so relaxed."

How to recover from a bad day

Toe-Tickling Machine