Massage Lover Mugs

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

Chair massages.

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

'He claims that a one-minute massage before each shot has trimmed six strokes off his game.'

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

"Shoulder work ahead"

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

"So the SM is for swedish massage?"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'More bubbles!'

Hot Pie Therapy

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

A Manicure

Loofah Lady

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

'I also offer massage therapy.'

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"Fit the reality to our statistics!"

Dave's diaper-changing incentive chart.

Woman in a bathtub.

Couples Massage

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.