Massage Enthusiasts Gifts

Health Club Warning

Spa

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

The Cat Spa

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

'I also offer massage therapy.'

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"You're incredibly tight."

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

Spa Dog

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

"Fit the reality to our statistics!"

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Couples Massage

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

Odd Spas

"Well, that's that, Henry. Let's go over to the Four Seasons and towel off."

"I still say you're spoiling that dog!"

"Shoulder work ahead"

"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

"That feels good...now scratch a little to the left."

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

'This place is awesome! Check it out. His and hers loofah brushes.'

Spa day