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'This is the place I was telling you about.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Jr. cloning kit

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

Puppies

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"He wants a second opinion."

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'