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The Perils of Dog Kisses

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Dog Dreams

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

Pet a Puppy

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Your love gives me strength."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Kissing the Fish

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'They sure have small litters.'

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Puppies

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Puppy.

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'