Punny Sibling Pillows

At the Museum

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

Bathroom Fairy

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'

The Charge of the Kids

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

Fade to black...

'He took a fetching class.'

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

Take You Home

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

'The real story behind the Princess and the Pea.' A queen saying to a little girl eating, 'Eat all your peas or else you'll have to put them under your mattress.'