Quirky Sibling Pillows

"Yeah...he's my brother. I inherited the cool genes!"

The Wolfman's Brother

"Why can't I give you a haircut?"

At the Museum

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Mac OS 20

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Boy and Bear and Monster

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Dog wearing a cone

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Christmas Pets

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Bathroom Fairy

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"Better luck next time, kid."

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

"Where's your nose?"

Separation

The Charge of the Kids

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

Cat king.