Curious Sibling Pillows

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

At the Museum

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Mac OS 20

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Bathroom Fairy

"Better luck next time, kid."

The Charge of the Kids

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

Fade to black...

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

Desert Mirage

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

To his dismay, Captain Kirk stumbles upon a Vulcan handsign-to-English translation website,

'The real story behind the Princess and the Pea.' A queen saying to a little girl eating, 'Eat all your peas or else you'll have to put them under your mattress.'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'