Curious Sibling Prints

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

At the Museum

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Boy and Bear and Monster

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Bathroom Fairy

"Better luck next time, kid."

The Charge of the Kids

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

Fade to black...

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

Desert Mirage

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'The real story behind the Princess and the Pea.' A queen saying to a little girl eating, 'Eat all your peas or else you'll have to put them under your mattress.'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!